Hi there, little boys and girls! I'm Da Dinictus Clock, and I'll be your substitute teacher for today, since mister Wade Fulp is still busy with all those whistles and abusive reviews. He might be back in a day or three, so untill then, I'll be teaching you. Today's lesson will cover the general points of the average everyday NG newbie!
First off, note what level it has: it's level one! Do you know what that means? He's new with little to no knowledge to NG's history and development, that's right!
Next up, note that it, or should I say 'he', according to his account, has a hard to pronouce name that makes no sense - 'haloe'. Lack of capitals, or any history on why the hell he names himself like that. It just sounds 'funky', right? WRONG!
Next up, the user has no Flash experience whatsoever. Such people are called... Susan? That's right: 'talentless hacks'.
Also note, that this user types out the word 'you' as 'u'. Remember kids, U is a letter, not a word! OR I WILL SLASH YOU UP! Also, note the misspellings - and the fact the guy in question is a good 23 years old. Another reminder, class: the Internet is not an excuse to type as a damn AOL-reject. No need for a dictionairy or thesaurus, but if you don't know a word, don't use it.
Finally, note how he grades a decent movie as a whole, and asks for - jot this down, class - grotesque and gorey violence... That's what EVERY average NG user wants. And, of course, bad sprite movies.
My own comment, class, is that I am surprised this lowly user isn't a Clock hater, but then again, maybe he doesn't know enough... yet. After seeing the more older Clock movies, with the limited powers of the earlier Flash programs, he'll turn as one such, indeed.
Well, time's almost up, class. Home work for today is to get out and find another example of a bad new user with enough good intentions, and report them with at least one review to my desk.
Ah, there goes the bell. Good day, class!